
Miraclesuit - Oceanus
Want to look ‘10 pounds lighter in ten seconds‘?, hmmmm I’m sure a few million people that would sign up right up. It gets even better, this promise is for the beach, the one thing that strikes fear into hearts across the country as soon as the calendar hits May.
And so to The Miracle Suit, set to quel our insecurities and calm our beach frazzled nerves. It tightens, tones and reshapes your body, so that you look like someone has taken an airbrush to your outline. In lay mans terms, it’s support underwear (think old fashioned corsetry), disguised to look like swimwear. So far so good, even the cost hasn’t dampened sales at £100+ per costume. Figleaves has already sold out of about two thirds of its current stock, and, by most accounts the swim suit does look great on. So whats the catch?
What the miraclesuit website doesn’t tell you, is that it costs between £20 to £25 per wear. I’ve read review after review from unhappy customers saying that the actual costume is amazing, does exactly what it says on the tin. However, the construction is such poor quality that after 4 to 5 wears it just falls apart, the elastic failing being the main culprit.
So, if you have a spare £100 and absolutely want to look your best for a few beach strolls (no activities like scuba diving or lots of swimming) this is the costume for you. However if you’re going away for more than 5 days (from the reviews, 5 days is pushing it), you’ll need another costume. Maybe you could purchase two?!
Personally, unless it’s really, really important, I’d spend my cash elsewhere. Marks and Spencers have a great range of bodyshaper swimsuits that last a lot longer than 5 wears. Some just have ’secret support’ for uplifting breasts but most have ‘tummy support’ too i.e. stronger elastic to hold you in. These costumes start at £25 and go up to £35. Also, I can personally testify to these swimsuits, I’ve always used this range and have never had a problem. My actual swimsuit (as in, it goes to the chlorine swimming pool weekly) is still brilliant two years on, for my holiday I’ll be buying a slightly sexier style but still from this range. Add to this, the fact that they have a post surgery version (for women that have had mastectomies) and I know which company I want to give my money to. To be fair to Figleaves, who I also think are a great company, one of the review links is on their website. Can they really be blamed if reviews from customers (saying how disappointing the miracle suit is), are posted on their website, and yet they’ve still sold over 70% of the available stock?
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